T-Shirt — Engineering-Approved 'Excuses for Missing That Clay...' Graphic Tee
Ever missed a clay and needed a scientifically valid reason? We’ve got you covered with this Engineering-Approved list of excuses for missing that clay! Featuring a lineup of bright orange clays framing hilarious “technical” justifications — from sensor lag and off-axis tolerances to peer-induced interference — it’s the perfect blend of range humor and nerd pride. Whether you’re an engineer who shoots or a shooter who overthinks, this design will hit (even if your shot doesn’t). Great for trap, skeet, or sporting clays fans who love a laugh — or who just happen to have a wife who reloads their shells.
This lightweight jersey tee carries a clever, slightly irreverent voice for makers, engineers, and anyone who fixes, tinkers, or builds. A small, cracked-helmet graphic sits on the chest like a quiet badge; the back lists tongue-in-cheek “engineering-approved excuses” framed by bold orange dots — a design that reads like an inside joke among workshop friends. The breathable Airlume combed cotton feels soft against the skin and layers cleanly under a jacket or over a workshirt. Wear it when you’re sketching plans, running late to the makerspace, or laughing with teammates after a project that didn’t go exactly to spec. It’s relaxed, neat, and made to keep its shape through the long hours you put into prototypes and experiments.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Durable, detailed sleeve and label prints using DTF or DTG methods depending on provider
- REACH certified; Bella+Canvas manufacturing with ethical certifications (Fair Labor Association, Platinum WRAP)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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